Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
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Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
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Welshite 40
It's not called a birthday suit for nothing.
GOtllt 17
If she was sleeping, pretend like you didn't see. Best not to scar both of you.
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Comments (66)
p36288 17
just watched this in FX The Americans S2E2, the daughter went to parents' room without knocking and saw they're naked blowing... very awkward
StarkWolf_fml 23
in the words of Dark Helmet: knock on my door! knock next time!
wegetrz 14
Well it aint called a bday suit for nothin..
trulypar 34
It could have been worse, mom and dad could have been in the middle of morning birthday sex when you walked in...gotta see the glass half full on this one.
TXAnonymous210 7
provee itt
makkarari 18
That was a very sweet gesture, but may I suggest in the future just making her breakfast and setting it up nicely at the table, then knocking on her door and letting her know.
wallmaria 15
my mom casually walks around the house naked all the time lol i'm used to it
catmint 13
So? Never seen breasts before?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Time to pull out that brain bleach. Eye soap might be needed too.
Catdragon 40
my mom walks around naked, so I see it every day.