Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
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Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
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Welshite 40
It's not called a birthday suit for nothing.
GOtllt 17
If she was sleeping, pretend like you didn't see. Best not to scar both of you.
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Comments (66)
TordNorski 30
Understand you're lucky. My parents exercise the freedom to be nude in their house any time and any way they can.
False_Stupidity 42
Nothing wrong with being nude in your own home. I do the same, especially when it's a hot day. It's good for scaring away the Jehovah's witnesses too :)
feven 32
No there's nothing wrong with it. But it's really disturbing to see your parents walking around naked.
OgBloodRaven 10
I feel like its ok to see your father naked as you are both men. Not gonna lie though if I saw my mother naked I would definitely pour bleach in my eyes and/or track down MIB for the use of the wipe device.
Brandi_Faith 34
There's definitely something wrong with being naked in front of your kids, whether it's your own house or not! You're choosing to share it with your family and therefore have given up the right to do certain things, like walk around naked.
militarybrat 21
#56 not everyone is so hung up on nudity as you are. I am of the mind that you do it until either you or your kids are uncomfortable with it. There are nudist camps with children, you know.
Brandi_Faith 34
Right, however my point is that most kids would be uncomfortable with seeing their parents naked, which in my opinion is when it becomes a problem. I don't think it's fair to make your kids uncomfortable in their own home when they can't even get away from it. Just my opinion.
Eternity49 13
So we should teach children that nakedness is shameful? Smh. If a parents acting like a perv that's one thing, but being naked in itself isn't wrong
siggy_mcsigx 22
I always fail to understand the big taboo with naked bodies and family members...There's no shame in Anyone's body, especially not a mother's, in her own house/bed.
DraconicFeline 31
I don't get it either. I've seen both my parents naked on several occasions, usually while they're changing or getting in and/or out of the shower. (This is more common in hotels when we're all sharing the same space.) It's really not that big of a deal.
AutisticAbyss 10
This brings breakfast in bed to a whole new level!
buckstop1 37
Nope. Still breakfast in bed.
SuperMew 22
She was in her birthday suit.
jamesderp 15
There's this new thing called "knocking", you should try it sometime
PePziNL 20
I would love to try it, can I have 1 knocking please
zykrithium 22
Did you give her some sausage?
Niedermayer_20 12
Take note.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Surprise!
lhazz11 23
Your mom has the same birthday as my dad :D
sourgirl101 29
I never felt nudity, especially among other women a big deal. Growing up, I saw my mom and sisters naked. I shower at the gym, I'll share a changing room with my girlfriends when we clothes shop. Hell, I even had people in the delivery room when I was in labour. It's just skin. But FYL if it's a big deal to you.