Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
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Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
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Welshite 40
It's not called a birthday suit for nothing.
GOtllt 17
If she was sleeping, pretend like you didn't see. Best not to scar both of you.
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Comments (66)
ndnpride88 25
Should've knocked first
Darkcamzy 10
If you walk in on someone naked you're supposed to get naked too. No matter how awkward it is. Its the rules duh
datkenna 20
Maybe your dad beat you to "breakfast" in bed?
MichellePharrell 6
Honestly I thought the same thing
ebadams311 10
this needs more thumbs up that's freaking great
kylu7373 16
Except mom wasn't the one eating
AwesomeAnyway 10
I understand, it's kinda awkward.
Thnks_Fr_Th_Bnds 15
thats why you shouldnt walk into your parents room without knocking XD
Isa_fml 20
This is why we knock or ask permission before entering other people's bedrooms...
shanannygians07 28
My mom always tries to unhinge me by walking around naked. There are things that cannot be unseen
wvcheesehead 13
Think of it as a mirror image of the future.
shidaddle 11
Birthday suiiiit
KaterinaPatrova 10
It's my birthday too! haha. But fyl for seeing that.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Sounds like your dad gave her a present, too.