Ear Invasion
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I made a new friend: the cricket the doctor pulled out of my ear canal. FML
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nk
United States
Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Anonymous
United States
Waxing and waning
Today, I went to the doctor's to get a checkup. When the nurse stuck the Otoscope into my ear to look, she was disgusted. When she pulled it out, she told me that I had an ear infection, and that she'd popped a pimple in there by mistake. FML
jaqlove
Clementon, United States
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Xandriajoy10
Australia
Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States
Top o' the mornin' to ya
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Anonymous
Ewwwwww
Today, my excruciating ear pain turned out to be a bastard maggot eating away at all the vital things behind my eardrum. The doctor pulled it out, but I’m now permanently deaf in that ear and can’t balance. I fall if I try to stand or walk further than 5 feet. FML
John
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Lucia
Creepy crawlies
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
Anonymous
Victoria, Canada
I am the passenger
Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML
caempa
Australia
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
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Codezlol 21
Did you name him Jiminy??
isallwaysme 27
that little bugger
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Comments (90)
lolo717 17
Well that must have been awkward... *chirp chirp(insert cricket noises)
Lizzypop98 6
My uncle had a plant grow in his ear
outoftown 26
In some cultures, people keep a cricket in the home for luck. I guess it doesn't work if you keep it any closer.
sonnyrosa 32
My room mate had a spider crawl into a cut on his scalp and lay eggs... we wondered why it took so long to heal and we went to the doctor to get it checked, lo and behold... gross
carnage45567 10
Look on the bright side. It Could have been a spider.
False_Stupidity 41
I'ts just not cricket! So was it a backyard cricket or a beach cricket? or some other cricket species?
WingedDancer 6
That happened to my mom's friend, but with a moth. She kept the remnants in a jar.
sibeso 17
Pinocchio? Is that you?
imhope 23
How'd it get in there?
yepokay 11
*shudders and cringes*