Today, I'm watching a TV show about horrible germs in hotel rooms that you can catch from a bed... while I am stuck in a hotel room... on the bed. FML
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Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML
Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. I'm obsessive about cleanliness and neatness. They're candidates for a certain show about hoarders. I want to shower in bleach. FML
Today, I'm sharing a hotel room with co-workers on a business trip. The walls are paper-thin, you could hear a pin drop, and I'm trying to make my explosive diarrhea as close to silent as possible. FML
Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML
Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Today, even though I'm the most neat freak germophobe there is, I was diagnosed with scabies. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML
Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
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Top comments
olpally 33
Oh the instant irony! Haha. Time for some hand sanitizer and a shower.
JasonUMN 15
Reality TV always over-exaggerates every situation to gain views. You'll be fine sleeping in a hotel bed one night.
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Comments (95)
mameburgess 7
change channel quickly. it won't get better just creep u out further.
SaintJimmy21 19
believe me - germs from a hospital are way worse. but still, fyl :(
jonhcks 2
Lol, I read this while sitting in a hotel bed...
8born8 18
Just be glad you left your forensic DNA light at home...
OnlyTheDarkest 17
For shame... I always take mine with me.
Ziggy122 15
Sometimes ignorance is bliss. It's just something I try not to think about when staying in a hotel. Haven't caught any crippling illnesses from hotel germs yet...
skyeyez9 25
You probably have a higher chance of getting food poisoning in a restaurant vs getting sick from a decent hotel.
Reesienpiper 4
I'm at the hotel... Any one have a black light I can borrow?
kookysoc 11
Thanks. From the hotel bed
kookysoc 11
Gross.
aingeal_23 8
That's like watching Jaws before you go swimming in the ocean. Just don't. Ignorance is bliss.