Today, I'm driving cross-country with my parents. As if the stifling heat isn't bad enough, they keep stopping to admire, comment on, and practically do a photoshoot in every corn field we pass. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML
Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML
Today, I'm travelling across the country with my family. My grandma thought it would be a good idea to take her shoes off. It's been 5 minutes and my eyes are watering from the stench. We still have over 200 miles left until we get home. FML
Today, my mom drove my family to the desert for a themed family photo. We had to wear big frumpy old western-looking clothes in 115 degree weather. Hot and agitated, I muttered, "This is the ugliest thing I've ever had to wear." My mom, looking hurt, replied, "That's my wedding dress." FML
Today, I agreed to go on a last-minute road trip with my friends. Everything was going great until we realized we had no GPS signal in the middle of nowhere. We ended up following a "shortcut" suggested by a farmer and got stuck in a muddy field for hours, with livestock giving us judgmental looks. FML
Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML
Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML
Today, I was driving to visit my parents for the first time in two years. After spending about $4000 to make sure my car wouldn't break down on the journey, around the halfway point, the front tire popped and the engine blew out. I'm about 5 states away from both my parents and my home. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML
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Feared 9
Look kids! More corn!!!
Skittlepickle 13
"This is a once in a lifetime experience, children. Oh look ANOTHER corn field!"
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Comments (178)
firstbasemen8_fml 1
City people smh!!!
CheerBaby97 9
I wish u luck if u haven't hit Iowa yet. corn is all we have.
CaliyCat 1
Oh my friend the Midwest is made up of 50% cornfields, 25% bars, and 25% churches. Come to think of it, why do I still live here.
DeLpHe3zY 7
At least you have your iphone lol
iAirHeartz 10
Stewie: So, anyone seen any good movies lately? Nebraskans in the diner: No. Nah. Nope. Nuh-uh. Stewie: Read any good books? Nebraskans in the diner: No. Nah. Nope. Nuh-uh. Stewie: Anything new with corn? Nebraskans in the diner: Corn?! Are you kidding me?! Why...corn...and...corn... Corn is always interesting!
TheIchiban 11
Lmao
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Some of us Nebraskans can hold a good conversation! Well...some of us.
Sweet_Rvng 9
I hope you don't hit here (Indiana), you'd never make it out.
HeartOfLead 24
Too bad corn is ALWAYS picture ready; all yellow, and ripe, and juicy...
Kbearlove23 0
At least ur dad doesnt take pictures of strangers and food.
im_emile 4
Hope to don't drive through Indiana!
perdix 31
Show them "Children of the Corn" and tell them it's a documentary. They'll immediately stay the **** away from that shit!
AKGirlinSD 20
Damn, I didn't see your comment before posting mine. However, mine just gives them fair warning. You gave much better advice :-D.