Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML
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Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML
Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
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IndigoKitty 3
cheer up, could be worse, some 15 year olds are bald because they've got cancer.
HoesInaBox 0
How much gel do you use that you had to shave your whole head? sheesh o_o
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Comments (251)
saranottelling 7
Let me guess, you had a cool Jersey Shore hairstyle, right? Your little brother did you a favor, nobody likes orange freaks, except for Willy Wonka- but he only liked the short ones.
delco714 0
would you rather be bald from chemo for cancer treatment? wear a hat.
AJG390 0
Oh and you should get him back [;
alexandraa_fml 0
Bahaha at 'sentance.' :)
sockybabe 0
does the word shampoo ring a bell?
alexandraa_fml 0
Fight fire with fire!!
underpaid011 0
it is funny. just not to you
Lov3r 0
aw that sucks:L
onnielief 4
Your 15, the hair will grow back, not an fml
saranottelling 7
Yes, but the OP might have one of those girl/emo haircuts. It might a long time for his hair to grow back out. Whatever will he do until it does? How will people know he's emo? His life must suck right now!
heeheehoo 0
wear loads of eyeliner to show that's he's emo.
rawr_trick119 0
lmao. thats some shit my little brother would do to our older ones. that sucks im sorry kiddo =)