Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML
Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
IndigoKitty 3
cheer up, could be worse, some 15 year olds are bald because they've got cancer.
HoesInaBox 0
How much gel do you use that you had to shave your whole head? sheesh o_o
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (251)
caitsheart 0
I
itz_towelie 6
#32 n 40 grammar nazis?
Choikzilla 0
Why the hell is a 15 year old boy using hair gel?!? J-wow and Snookie aren't gonna come to your school and hook up with you.
xHabsfanx 0
True, but maybe he's a young and aspiring guido.
itz_towelie 6
#41 so you're sayin he needs to light him on fire?
elledubb 0
lmao! little brother FTW!
pixiecrusher 0
glue should wash out.. I put Elmer's glue in my hair to spike it for prom. 8 inch liberty spikes are always great.
FMyLifeCereal 0
We both know that sticky white stuff in your hair isn't glue.
missvee98324 0
Haven't we heard that one before
lezzyluver 0
bahaha snicker I could tell you'd say that and Alexandra ur perrrrty
sparky831 0
y is dat an fml moment lotsa ppl shave their heads...
UberFail79 0
@6: Hair rape is always an interesting situation...
pixiecrusher 0
glue should wash out.. I put Elmer's glue in my hair to spike it for prom. 8 inch liberty spikes are always great.
SeeBrendenBurn 0
Here's how to get back at your devious younger sibling... 1) Wrap clear plastic around the toilet, then lower the toilet seat. 2) Cover the toilet seat with clear super glue. 3) Keep the lid raised. 4) ???????? 5) Profit.