Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML
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Today, I got fired as a waiter because I refused to serve alcohol to a pregnant woman and she reported me. Turns out she's not pregnant, she's just a fat Karen. FML
Today, my obnoxious mother-in-law berated me in front of my husband's family for still working while pregnant. She says I'm harming the baby by not quitting. I'm only four months pregnant and I work as a nurse at a hospital. FML
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, the slow, incompetent kitchen staff was keeping customers waiting for their food for 20 minutes. I got sick of a bunch of grown adults with kids my age ganging up on me, so I quit on the spot, and walked. Some guy grabbed me by the collar and dragged me back to the register. People cheered. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, I visited my old job to pick up some paperwork. Since leaving over a year ago, I’ve lost over 60lbs, but I’m currently 6 months pregnant. Not a single person believed that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I attended my husband's holiday brunch at a company I also used to work for. I was excited to see former coworkers until one raced up, grabbed my belly, and in front of a crowded room, exclaimed, "You're pregnant!" Nope, just older and a bit fatter. FML
Today, I was food shamed by my boyfriend in front of an entire restaurant and his parents because my meal cost more than his. His mom chimed in saying her meal usually costs more than his step dad's too and not to be upset. I'm 8 months pregnant, of course mine costs more. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
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CaroAurelia 12
Did you tell him you'd lose some weight in about a month when you GAVE BIRTH?
ILikeBigButts_ 12
What an ass
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Comments (146)
bunnylady08 13
clearly he's better than you since he's never had to work for anything in his life. would've been an epic shame had his comment sent you into premature labor into that soup
idontknow8 8
what do you expect from an inbred pos...sorry op. you should habe dropped the soup on him "accidentally"
bunnybean12321 18
I would have snapped "well for youre information im on a fantastic weight loss plan called giving birth in a month"
Tailored 15
This is why our society is ****** up.
miss_amphetamine 24
Wow, what an asshole. It makes me really angry how inconsiderate people can be. I think it's awesome that you're working at 8 months pregnant. You sound really dedicated, and I'm sure you'll be a great mother, OP. :)
GamerPerson 19
It's people, like that customer, that make me hate people a little bit more everyday...FYL, OP. Grats on the baby! :)
trentonwhitfill9 7
That's when you spit in his soup when he's not looking
elizabeth9710 5
there's a special place in hell for people who are rude to waitresses/waiters.
dark_angel4121 12
Should have told him,"I'm pregnant you dick cheese!!" And then dump the soup on his nuts.
dark_angel4121 12
Should have told him,"I'm pregnant you dick cheese!! Then dump the soup on his nuts. Blame your actions on your pregnancy hormones. My mom did that once and she got away with it too. :)