Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired as a waiter because I refused to serve alcohol to a pregnant woman and she reported me. Turns out she's not pregnant, she's just a fat Karen. FML
Today, my obnoxious mother-in-law berated me in front of my husband's family for still working while pregnant. She says I'm harming the baby by not quitting. I'm only four months pregnant and I work as a nurse at a hospital. FML
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, the slow, incompetent kitchen staff was keeping customers waiting for their food for 20 minutes. I got sick of a bunch of grown adults with kids my age ganging up on me, so I quit on the spot, and walked. Some guy grabbed me by the collar and dragged me back to the register. People cheered. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, I visited my old job to pick up some paperwork. Since leaving over a year ago, I’ve lost over 60lbs, but I’m currently 6 months pregnant. Not a single person believed that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I attended my husband's holiday brunch at a company I also used to work for. I was excited to see former coworkers until one raced up, grabbed my belly, and in front of a crowded room, exclaimed, "You're pregnant!" Nope, just older and a bit fatter. FML
Today, I was food shamed by my boyfriend in front of an entire restaurant and his parents because my meal cost more than his. His mom chimed in saying her meal usually costs more than his step dad's too and not to be upset. I'm 8 months pregnant, of course mine costs more. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
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CaroAurelia 12
Did you tell him you'd lose some weight in about a month when you GAVE BIRTH?
ILikeBigButts_ 12
What an ass
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Comments (146)
bruhandbutercup 16
Somebody should have told him to watch what he says to a pregnant woman. I hope you did something to get him back op (if you didn't, I heard karma is a b*tch) nobody deserves to be treated that way especially not a pregnant woman on her 8th month. Where has all the respect gone?!
midnightmoon106 12
I'd say I may be fat but atleast it's a human inside of me what's your excuse" I'm a bitch
twlightsparkle 2
Ass??
whin2015 11
I would've dropped his soup on the floor and told him to make his own damn soup!!
SassyCassy19 12
What an ignorant prick. You should have spit in his soup.
Queenie2014 11
Even if you weren't pregnant, he was still out of line for that comment
weirdwords 5
Should've said, "well wait about a month. When the baby comes I'll lose a lot of weight and you'll still be a ********."
NOTaDISTRACTION 17
To all of you who say "I would have poured the soup in how lap" first of all, as satisfying as it would have been she would have lost her job, and possibly sued.
novakitty 4
I would have slapped him so hard or said i like to see u do my job
Alexis2742 31
Omg when I was pregnant and I worked as a cashier at a sports store this overweight guy told me that I was too fat to work there and that I was supposed to sell basketballs, not eat them. ?? People are dumb.
JayVicious 20
sounds like he was projecting