Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML
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Today, I got fired as a waiter because I refused to serve alcohol to a pregnant woman and she reported me. Turns out she's not pregnant, she's just a fat Karen. FML
Today, my obnoxious mother-in-law berated me in front of my husband's family for still working while pregnant. She says I'm harming the baby by not quitting. I'm only four months pregnant and I work as a nurse at a hospital. FML
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Today, I was food shamed by my boyfriend in front of an entire restaurant and his parents because my meal cost more than his. His mom chimed in saying her meal usually costs more than his step dad's too and not to be upset. I'm 8 months pregnant, of course mine costs more. FML
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Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
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CaroAurelia 12
Did you tell him you'd lose some weight in about a month when you GAVE BIRTH?
ILikeBigButts_ 12
What an ass
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Comments (146)
LyricaSilvan 30
Not so sure working at 8 months in is a very good idea. You should be resting. Then again, I'm not a doctor.
Queenie2014 11
She might not have a choice financially
Knightchaser27 25
Maybe she wants to use her maternity leave to spend time with the baby
itcomesinthrees 10
Maybe it's different in different places but here I think mat leave can't start that early. Most people I know work up until they have the baby. A few of my friends went into labour at work. My mom actually went into labour with my brother while serving, actually.
Peachtranquility 15
some rude customers forget that you do handle their food ?
GamerGirl2014 13
I hope you dumped it on his lap?
britbrat237 14
Omg he must be crazy to say that to a pregnant girl. i hope you spit in his soup.
amandalynn84 14
For the one who said I would've spit in it..I would have too, in front of him.
jasonswife423 18
I would have dumped it on him...
Loveyou6611 20
Your 8 months pregnant... bitch him out and blame your hormones! Nobody would blame you!!
Oh_bother44 11
"I'd like to see you walk faster with an 8 month old human growing inside YOU sir" watch his face turn scarlet
LifeofChubs 6
Oh my gosh so inconsiderate!!
caseylou 12
I would have made eye contact as it went right in the trash.