Christmas, Lonely and Relatable: Traditional Christmas trimmings

Traditional Christmas trimmings

By Anonymous - 26/12/2024 16:00 - Malaysia - Malacca

Today, the most Xmas drink I had was a mug of mocha. The most un-Xmas food I had was vegetarian fried rice. FML

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