Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
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Globrorey 3
Yeah if he slipped it in your ass he knew what he was doing. Secondly you can't just "slip it" in the ass without proper lube anyway. You should've felt him knocking at the back door and then you could've guided him to the front. If he slipped it in your ass, then he's not a virgin. You got scammed.
sadblufly 18
If you've masturbated before you actually had sex with him, you should tell him what you like and help him around. If he was also a virgin or pretty inexperienced he might not know his way around your lady bits
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Comments (77)
monagro 22
if you're both virgins, you may be really tight and he may not know where exactly to push his dick. it's not entirely impossible this was an honest mistake.
Montanagrl 9
Nothing ever just gets "slipped into" an ass
jamiejones455 3
Wow. So sorry you were raped like that. I'd divorce him and move on.
Mike_Oxhard 14
In hindsight, was it worth waiting for marriage knowing you married an inconsiderate moron?
jasonrellet 22
Also if it "slipped" in id say you weren't a true virgin. The anal sphincter is quite hard to just "slip" in to... You have to use force unless you get anal a lot...
OneShotOfEstus94 7
well he was a virgin.
Pepsiisbae 15
So..did you like it
Untouchable34 9
lol
Zmanzem4 17
If it goes into your ass, you're still a virgin. You lose your virginity when it goes into your ******.
sweetpotato301 7
What about gay men who have anal every night? Are they all virgins?
OMGITSTANA 15
just slipped it in? is ur ass a gaping hole