Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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hombrepollo 0
ur still a virgin
Glitterhinoceros 14
Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.
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Leftoverjello 6
I'm the original poster. After disastrously finishing down my leg the first time I did manage to get it up and in for a few cool down laps. Tuppence was supportive although she did say that she felt like laughing her ass off. I definitely deserved to be laughed at. That's kind of why I posted it.
vegan_muffin 5
That didn't happen with any of the six virgins I've slept with.
mrsvickybear 9
so then ur a *****? dude..
MSboy94 0
Sorry bout yo bad luck!
MSboy94 0
Sorry bout yo bad luck!
bigshifty3e 2
U deserve it for waiting for so Damn long
sweetbee 0
Why didn't you practice on Blow Up Betty? Lol!
ljdd2009 0
yeah your still a virgin bro if ya didn't get in!!!
AtmosFEAR4701 0
Awww
firewood8 0
I don't think thy counts as losing your virginity :/ sorry man