By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

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Dudes, I'm sure afterwards he got it up again and finished the job. Right?

I'm the original poster. After disastrously finishing down my leg the first time I did manage to get it up and in for a few cool down laps. Tuppence was supportive although she did say that she felt like laughing her ass off. I definitely deserved to be laughed at. That's kind of why I posted it.

That didn't happen with any of the six virgins I've slept with.

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bigshifty3e 2

U deserve it for waiting for so Damn long

Why didn't you practice on Blow Up Betty? Lol!

yeah your still a virgin bro if ya didn't get in!!!