stupid
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
dannij08
United States
Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML
Cottagecheeseha
Monterey Park, United States
Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML
bookbroke
Regina, Canada
Today, I found out that someone found my lost library card, and instead of returning it, took out multiple items. If they don't return them, I'm on the hook to paying over $100 for them. FML
Anonymous
Twin Falls, United States
Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML
poorcollegestudent
Canada
Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML
Loverscry
Minneapolis, United States
Double down
Today, I forgot my library book on a bench then I got on a bus, so I got off at the next stop and walked back to get it. I arrived just in time to see some guy pick it up and hop on another bus. So now I'm not on the bus I needed, and I have to pay for the book. FML
choup
Australia
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
fmfl
United States
Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML
Anonymous
Cottonwood, United States
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
futuregigolo
Strasburg, United States
Today, I went to the local used books store to sell all my college textbooks. I spent several hundred dollars on them in total. I ended up walking out of the shop a pathetic $3.50 richer. FML
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irisr_fml 24
YDI for using something that important as a bookmark
stife7 13
So i guess buying a new book is out of the question.
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Comments (118)
worldclassrager 41
I use my card as well...usually an ace of spades or a joker...
middlenamefrank 8
Do like the senators do and just bend over a page. Sorry, old joke but a goodie!
colbyisbae1 9
why would any one use their credit card as a bookmark
HUGBUG 23
I gotta give u credit, ( ba dum crash) but that's pretty stupid, I mean all puns aside but it's time to turn onto a new page in your life.
shadowshalf 8
Did you cancel the card?
Kempeth 5
So whoever found your book got paper AND plastic!
Dean__Winchester 16
I'd use a used tissue before using my damn card as a bookmark. YDI for using something pretty valuable like that and losing it. I hope no one finds the book unless you lost it at home in which case you should backtrack your steps and try to find it and if you can't find it then cancel the card
TheBossBryson 11
Who the heck would do that? Not to be rude or anything
ChocolateBox123 13
100th comment!
FlutterLoud 29
Well that was a bit stupid of you don't you think? I mean I'm not trying to be rude, but YDI why in the world would you use that as a book mark?