Money: Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark....

By stupid - 26/05/2015 06:54 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

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Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:28

YDI for using something that important as a bookmark

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So i guess buying a new book is out of the question.

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Hammeredup 11

Sunday 2 October 2016 20:54

Sry, but you are just dumb

Personguy01 11

Friday 28 July 2017 12:50

WHO USES THEIR CREDIT CARD HAS A BOOKMARK?

lucasj23 11

Saturday 19 May 2018 6:59

wow. what a tool!

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