Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML
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Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I saw a friend from college, who I'd cut ties with after her much older boyfriend convinced her to drop out of college and marry him. She looks amazing and has two beautiful kids, while I'm a struggling obese single mom. She said, "The hoe phase really worked out for you, I see." FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I got reached out to by an old flame who, in her words, “wants to fuck the life out of me again.” We’re both engaged to new people and have kids. The hardest part? She looks even better now than ever, and I’m a fat hairy slob. FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I pulled up my ex's socials so my girls and I could laugh at the gross fat chick he's dating now. I ended up crying because he looks so much happier with her than he was with me. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
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granCanyon 12
FYL because you're still wasting time thinking about the past instead of moving on.
Peeves_fml 17
"An ugly personality destroys a pretty face"
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Comments (141)
EmilyEAB 8
maybe karmas not always a bitch?
ShadowlessSpear 21
YDI for looking up your bully on Facebook. Really?
worldclassrager 41
That can change
ohmy16 8
Why are we wishing that someone has a bad life,grow up and move on.
killerdana 19
I agree. A lot of times people who bully others usually are bullied or abused at home. Not justifying her behavior. Wishing she was ugly or had a bad life shouldn't make you feel better about yourself
Jameslikesguys 13
By childhood are you referring to when you were young? Like pre teens or early teens, if so then maybe they've changed. She might even remember to you and apologize. I just don't think it's completely fair to judge someone after so many years, doesn't make what they did any better. Just a thought.
skittyskatbrat 19
It's possible that she grew up and quit being an evil person. It's also ENTIRELY possible that she's successful because she's a vicious backstabbing ass who got where she is by intimidation and lies rather than actual talent and hard work. I've met the sort before. Sometimes bullies DO grow of it and turn into actual, remorseful human beings. I really hope that happened to her and she's not continuing her tradition of being a total **** to anyone she considers vulnerable and unlikely to get her in trouble.
ELoni_fml 25
Everybody can appear happy and successful on facebook, doesn't prove anything. Good chance she is miserable and karma is biting her in the ass ;)
skittyskatbrat 19
Better yet, Karma already bit her ass so hard she learned from it and straightened up! :D
GentlemanBastard 15
I wish 90% of people who use the word "karma" actually understood what it means.
annarcheer 19
if she's a bitch she probably looks ugly anyway
ElizaWy 25
As someone who was bullied every school day between first grade and high school, I can understand that you'd want life to justify you somehow... but wishing ill on someone else's life makes you just as bad as her. And dwelling on what's been done to you... how is that going to help YOU? Let them go. You don't need to drag that behind you anymore.
Laurenlou 24
YES THANK YOU. SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS.
pharm121 21
Umm aren't like all swedes drop dead gorgeous.