Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I saw a friend from college, who I'd cut ties with after her much older boyfriend convinced her to drop out of college and marry him. She looks amazing and has two beautiful kids, while I'm a struggling obese single mom. She said, "The hoe phase really worked out for you, I see." FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I got reached out to by an old flame who, in her words, “wants to fuck the life out of me again.” We’re both engaged to new people and have kids. The hardest part? She looks even better now than ever, and I’m a fat hairy slob. FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I pulled up my ex's socials so my girls and I could laugh at the gross fat chick he's dating now. I ended up crying because he looks so much happier with her than he was with me. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
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granCanyon 12
FYL because you're still wasting time thinking about the past instead of moving on.
Peeves_fml 17
"An ugly personality destroys a pretty face"
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msmedieval 11
This exact thing happened to me. She looked so amazing I was miserable for days. She even had a gorgeous husband, a very beautiful kid & traveled to several exotic locations. I had to block her to save my sanity. I feel for you OP, just keep believing karma will get her eventually.
scorpi_91xx 8
you should just move on with your life. Don't dwell on the past karma will catch up with her one day. Don't be as low as she was when she bullied you by hoping bad things will happen to her. Be happy and learn from the past OP.
dpook 7
You shouldn't wish bad upon other people. Just worry about yourself
superspooky 13
She's not "wishing bad" on anyone. So what if her bully ended up being unattractive? I'm sure someone would still find her attractive since beauty is based on personal opinions anyway. It's not like OP is wishing her to get cancer or something.
YepThatsMeee 23
OP did say "hoping she'd gone fat and ugly". Ok, maybe a hope is not exactly a wish, but that's splitting hairs.
aleeya 15
+!
steelmoonlight 23
Well maybe she has depression, anxiety, stress, or some other mental disorder. You just don't know.
ShitHappen_fml 15
life's a bitch
GamerOs946 6
She may have changed into a good person. I had an encounter in which a guy bullied me. He realised his mistake and became friends with me
HeartYou101 31
When I started secondary school at an all girl's school at 13, I was bullied by some guys who're 15/16 from the all boy's school down the road from my school (we all shared the same bus) for nearly 3 years. They were really horrible to me (throwing stuff, name calling, nit picking through my Bebo page to find something new to bully me over) and the bus man seen all this and never said anything to them. My mother still to this day doesn't know I was picked on and thought I was "sick" or purposely missed said bus all those times. Even though one of the guys apologised (and even tried to chat me up, and failed) recently, I've forgotten all those boy's names and if I ever came across their pages, I would ignore them for the simple reason that I don't give a rat's ass what they're doing, if they're nice now or whatever else. A horrible time in your life like that should be forgotten about and replaced with happier memories, in my opinion. To be fair, I think the OP was foolish for going onto a past bullies page, it's just going to annoy her.
trachshaker 4
What's her name. We want to see how hot she is
CupOfCoffee 14
Why would you do that, OP? I don't know how long i'ts been, but you should let go of the grudge. She won't bother with you any longer so you shouldn't bother with her anymore. By the way, hoping she would have gotten fat and ugly makes you no better of a person than she was. I encountered a few childhood bullies of mine in the past few years and I just ignore them. I don't wish them bad, but I don't wish them good either. I just acknowledge their existance.