Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML
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Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I saw a friend from college, who I'd cut ties with after her much older boyfriend convinced her to drop out of college and marry him. She looks amazing and has two beautiful kids, while I'm a struggling obese single mom. She said, "The hoe phase really worked out for you, I see." FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I got reached out to by an old flame who, in her words, “wants to fuck the life out of me again.” We’re both engaged to new people and have kids. The hardest part? She looks even better now than ever, and I’m a fat hairy slob. FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I pulled up my ex's socials so my girls and I could laugh at the gross fat chick he's dating now. I ended up crying because he looks so much happier with her than he was with me. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
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granCanyon 12
FYL because you're still wasting time thinking about the past instead of moving on.
Peeves_fml 17
"An ugly personality destroys a pretty face"
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Comments (141)
fvt 10
That's what her facebook says anyway. You don't know how it is irl.
may14th 26
don't believe everything you see online!!
datkid117 13
People grow up and change OP. Perhaps it's time you get over it and move on.
awkward_gothlady 32
She might have also grown into a decent person and be sorry for how she treated you. I get that it would be nice to see she's gotten fat and ugly. I've wished that on certain people, too. But if she's still a bully, people will eventually figure it out and they won't like her and she'll lose friends. If she's not anymore, then even better.
HansAnFranz 9
All that glitters is not gold
angiespook 18
Don't focus on who she is now. Focus on who you are and who you can be! You were never a bully and you got through that rough patch in your childhood and that already makes you better than her.
SuperMew 22
*Childhood* bully is the key word here. If it was the girl who ****** you over last year, I could understand wishing ill on her or for her to learn her lesson, but she was a kid. A lot of good kids become bad people. A lot of terrible children become beautiful, successful and kind people. I hope she has learned to move on and be better, something you should also try to do OP.
lpaz 14
That's what she may want people to believe.
MossyMegaMan 20
Don't worry. Karma never fails. Maybe she'll get broke. Maybe she is lying on facebook. Maybe she'll grow old without a friend. Maybe you just have to wait.
Thunderstruck14 30
There's no point in waiting for bad things to happen to an old bully. You don't need bad stuff to happen to someone so you can feel better about yourself.
beezybaby4714 20
Some people grow up after a certain age. I became good friends with a lot of my childhood bullies.