Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML
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Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I saw a friend from college, who I'd cut ties with after her much older boyfriend convinced her to drop out of college and marry him. She looks amazing and has two beautiful kids, while I'm a struggling obese single mom. She said, "The hoe phase really worked out for you, I see." FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I got reached out to by an old flame who, in her words, “wants to fuck the life out of me again.” We’re both engaged to new people and have kids. The hardest part? She looks even better now than ever, and I’m a fat hairy slob. FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I pulled up my ex's socials so my girls and I could laugh at the gross fat chick he's dating now. I ended up crying because he looks so much happier with her than he was with me. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
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granCanyon 12
FYL because you're still wasting time thinking about the past instead of moving on.
Peeves_fml 17
"An ugly personality destroys a pretty face"
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Comments (141)
IWishIWasObama 12
I bet their life is better than yours too. They probably have moved on from their high school days and not looked back. NEWS FLASH!!! Not all bullies and jerks grow up to be ugly, unsuccessful people.
BigBubbaJ 13
You're Swedish. Of COURSE she's going to be drop dead gorgeous. FYI: All men in The U.S. honestly believe that all Swedish women are gorgeous. Don't try to change our minds on that, it won't work.
Shade1982 21
I've been there. It's true.
elusiveshame 22
Maybe she's successful because she stopped holding onto the past
SamanthaThe1st 23
So you're mad that she turned her life around instead of just continuing to be a slimeball from the devil's ballsack? Just let go of the past and try to patch things up with her instead of holding so much vindiction.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Sounds like the assholes in my ******* school.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
My childhood bully is now a drug user, and I hear he dropped out of high school. I love karma.
scottishoatmeal 22
Yea but everybody puts on the good stuff on Facebook. I wouldn't worry about it. Keep your head high and move on !
156496845646 5
Why would you look that up?