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By Anonymous - 20/09/2014 15:28 - Sweden - Kung?lv

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

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By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

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By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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Nostalgia

By Alex - 14/04/2022 12:00

Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML

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Doesn't add up

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02

Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML

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By whatgoesaround - 15/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2013 23:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML

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Creepypasta

By exiebestie - 26/04/2016 01:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML

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Are men OK?

By wtf bro?! - 07/05/2019 12:00

Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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granCanyon 12

Saturday 20 September 2014 22:54

FYL because you're still wasting time thinking about the past instead of moving on.

Peeves_fml 17

Saturday 20 September 2014 22:54

"An ugly personality destroys a pretty face"

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IWishIWasObama 12

Tuesday 23 September 2014 2:27

I bet their life is better than yours too. They probably have moved on from their high school days and not looked back. NEWS FLASH!!! Not all bullies and jerks grow up to be ugly, unsuccessful people.

BigBubbaJ 13

Wednesday 24 September 2014 1:08

You're Swedish. Of COURSE she's going to be drop dead gorgeous. FYI: All men in The U.S. honestly believe that all Swedish women are gorgeous. Don't try to change our minds on that, it won't work.

Shade1982 20

Thursday 25 September 2014 16:48

I've been there. It's true.

elusiveshame 22

Wednesday 24 September 2014 7:18

Maybe she's successful because she stopped holding onto the past

SamanthaThe1st 22

Monday 13 October 2014 23:05

So you're mad that she turned her life around instead of just continuing to be a slimeball from the devil's ballsack? Just let go of the past and try to patch things up with her instead of holding so much vindiction.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 16 October 2014 15:10

Sounds like the assholes in my ******* school.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 17 July 2015 23:36

My childhood bully is now a drug user, and I hear he dropped out of high school. I love karma.

scottishoatmeal 22

Thursday 11 February 2016 2:33

Yea but everybody puts on the good stuff on Facebook. I wouldn't worry about it. Keep your head high and move on !

156496845646 5

Friday 20 December 2019 22:55

Why would you look that up?

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