Creepypasta, Scary and Miscellaneous: Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed...

By banana2894 - 10/08/2012 04:40 - United States - Eugene

Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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By Asshole Parker - 06/09/2016 11:01 - United States

Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By Hairylass - 02/10/2018 06:00 - United States

Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 01:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on the train and a woman approached me from behind and told me that if I didn’t stop staring at her, she’d kill me slowly and painfully, then she pulled out a switchblade to support her argument. I wasn’t looking at her at all and was in fact looking in the opposite direction. FML

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By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 04:20 - Canada

Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

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By crazyautio - 16/07/2012 04:08 - United States

Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML

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robc32ca 4

Friday 10 August 2012 12:02

The horror!

ninjadinos 14

Friday 10 August 2012 12:04

Oh, come on. Nobody forced you to look at the lady. Just chuckle and move on.

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mrnuleef 7

Friday 10 August 2012 12:23

Ewwww! My imagination got the best of me there....

zaynismylove 2

Friday 10 August 2012 12:25

wow when I was on the bus I saw some taxi man picking his nose he locked eyes with me and picked his nose harder

zandalee 19

Friday 10 August 2012 12:29

Lol. Picked harder... Made me laugh hard.

zandalee 19

Friday 10 August 2012 12:27

Actually sounds like a damn good beginning to a horror film. With thunder, lightening, a full moon and a duck face.

pcentral 17

Friday 10 August 2012 12:29

She sounds lovely

blahblah0392 7

Friday 10 August 2012 12:53

May the Lord help the girls around you...

DollyDope 17

Friday 10 August 2012 12:34

What's going to be truly terrifying is when you OPEN your eyes and see her again. In your room. Watching you sleep. And plucking.

zaynismylove 2

Friday 10 August 2012 12:43

your profile pic is horrifying

DollyDope 17

Friday 10 August 2012 13:06

Aw shucks. You're too kind :]

FeMaLes 4

Friday 10 August 2012 12:46

Hitler moustache.

reject214 10

Friday 10 August 2012 12:48

Me eyes!!!!

brevolorio 5

Friday 10 August 2012 12:49

Sound like my mother in law met u

Jordanln97 9

Friday 10 August 2012 13:04

Sorry that was me.

notepie 6

Friday 10 August 2012 13:12

Well why did you keep looking at her why did you not leave? I would have left!

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