Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Breaking news
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Facebook official means it's serious
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Sorry
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Top comments
Matisse_fml 0
If that's his way of breaking up then he is a pussy. Immediately confront him on this, and be forceful when you do so. As a straight guy, I would expect that kind of reaction to call me out. Further bullshit is possible, like "it was a mistake", but if the guy is a facebook veteran then you know he's full of shit.
LonelyLoser93 3
So she was ashamed of you?
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Comments (40)
bexgolong 0
same thing happened to me:(
T3h_Rambler 0
Yeah, I know that one.
GreenEyedMonsta 0
Definitely agree with #9.
killmeplz97 0
the same exact thing happend to me, and he nevr said anything!!! he changed it to single, then told my bff tht he dumped me! but he nevr told me! i still hate him
Stygian_Faerie 0
Same thing happened to me too! We ended up getting back together about 6 months after that though, once he had grown up a bit!
mikey_babi 0
Same thing happened to me. :( Sucked.
Panda1957 0
that happend to me too...it killed me and when i went to ask him why he said he whouth i was ugly wired annoying and only dated me to make his ex jelious...which worked....
ldssoccer15 0
it's dumb facebook it doesn't mean shit!
Carmenx3 0
OWNED;D
TwitchingNebula 17
You. Are. Stupid.