klv8
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
dumped
United States
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
debiebs
Salvador, Brazil
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Janie
United States
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
BALEIGHLOVE17
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Breaking news
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
DianneS
Facebook official means it's serious
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
soso
Sweden
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Anonymous
Sorry
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Top comments
Matisse_fml 0
If that's his way of breaking up then he is a pussy. Immediately confront him on this, and be forceful when you do so. As a straight guy, I would expect that kind of reaction to call me out. Further bullshit is possible, like "it was a mistake", but if the guy is a facebook veteran then you know he's full of shit.
LonelyLoser93 3
So she was ashamed of you?
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Comments (40)
little_E02 0
I'll take ya be a shoulder ya know
aymer31 0
Hey u want a new one let me k!!
awwwiciah 7
yeah that's how my ex dumped me.
nutella11_fml 2
My boyfriend did the same but my mom asked me why his status was single.
camjac16 0
That same thing happened to me!!!
corocoro 30
Facebook, for the people who are even too low to send a SMS.
sarnet 5
Happened to me too, and he wouldn't even talk to me or answer my calls, the day after my birthday, 2 years dating
Arcadiaaa 12
This is why I don't rely on Facebook.
GAeroNKissR 26
once a guy broke it off by unfriending me & I only found out when I went to look at his page. Then the bastard actually tried to hook back up. ugh, no.