Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Breaking news
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Facebook official means it's serious
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Sorry
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
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Matisse_fml 0
If that's his way of breaking up then he is a pussy. Immediately confront him on this, and be forceful when you do so. As a straight guy, I would expect that kind of reaction to call me out. Further bullshit is possible, like "it was a mistake", but if the guy is a facebook veteran then you know he's full of shit.
LonelyLoser93 3
So she was ashamed of you?
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julesies 0
i know this is kind of late, but are you sure it wasn't just a mistake? chances are, it wasn't, but you never know. facebook's notifications can be pretty misleading sometimes. like once, i unchecked my single status off of my profile because it was right there under my picture and i didn't want to look desperate. next thing i know everyone had a notification saying '[me] is no longer listed as single.' I didn't realize this until my mom came in my room after checking her facebook and going 'oooooh, who's the lucky guy? (winkwink)' god damnit, facebook.
hellabella_fml 0
#1.. Facebook is soo dementing. #2.. Guys are such idiots!
hellabella_fml 0
Another thing from yours truly.. 1. Take a shot of your fav liquor or two.. 2. With one of your good friends, Go to his work.. like notings wrong, then slap him in the face so it hurts like a bitch. 3. Walk away and go shopping. 4. Don't look back.
emorockerownage 9
what a douchebag
killkillkill 0
yeah happened to me. it was an accident though. She said...
Seddah 3
I've been there, and anyone who'd do that to you is a huge dick. But has a little one. (Kidding. Sort of.)
AlexC_fml 0
ha ha.. thats funny..
hitlist821 0
im sure youre not who i think you are.. but do the first three letters of your name 'kyr'..?
POORLiLSTELA 0
i feel your pain sweetie.... my ex did the same thing then wen he did change it back i want his #1 *on myspace* anymore but he tried telling me that his homegirl was just using his account to get HER ex jealous. *which btw i didnt believe* that chick just had his kid about a month ago. meaning he was f***ing her while he was with me. confront the bastard but dont fall for any bs.
Bllasae 0
You deserved it for using Facefail.