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By dogless - 15/10/2019 06:00

Today, at my surprise birthday party, my neighbor gave me a new dog collar. My dog was run over by him a week ago. FML

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By ShockBait - 22/08/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, it was my next-door neighbor's birthday. Over the past year, his pitbull has attacked my stepdad several times and put some stiches on me. Lucky for us, the dog was finally put down. For his birthday my neighbor got a new, bigger, pitbull. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2014 04:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By googly191 - 19/12/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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By Meowit - 07/09/2014 03:06 - United States - Livonia

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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sel3578898553255 7

Tuesday 15 October 2019 6:13

cut a tree and let it fall ontop of his car, then buy him a car air freshener.

Sarah Yamabo 15

Tuesday 15 October 2019 6:15

That’s a dark sense of humor...

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sel3578898553255 7

Tuesday 15 October 2019 6:13

cut a tree and let it fall ontop of his car, then buy him a car air freshener.

Sarah Yamabo 15

Tuesday 15 October 2019 6:15

That’s a dark sense of humor...

thisisbutaname 38

Tuesday 15 October 2019 8:37

Plot twist: the collar is actually for her. Now that's creepy

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 15 October 2019 9:05

Your neighbor really gets the concept of a surprise party. Weren't you surprised by the gift of a collar from the person who killed your dog? You couldn't possibly have expected it!

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 15 October 2019 15:42

Were you also gifted a new dog? If not, your neighbor is either very forgetful, or very sick.

AdorableDoxie 12

Wednesday 16 October 2019 20:29

Why in the world was that person invited?

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