Creepy

By dogless - 15/10/2019 06:00

Today, at my surprise birthday party, my neighbor gave me a new dog collar. My dog was run over by him a week ago. FML

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sel3578898553255 7

Tuesday 15 October 2019 6:13

cut a tree and let it fall ontop of his car, then buy him a car air freshener.

Sarah Yamabo 15

Tuesday 15 October 2019 6:15

That’s a dark sense of humor...

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sel3578898553255 7

Tuesday 15 October 2019 6:13

cut a tree and let it fall ontop of his car, then buy him a car air freshener.

Sarah Yamabo 15

Tuesday 15 October 2019 6:15

That’s a dark sense of humor...

thisisbutaname 38

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Tuesday 15 October 2019 8:37

Plot twist: the collar is actually for her. Now that's creepy

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 15 October 2019 9:05

Your neighbor really gets the concept of a surprise party. Weren't you surprised by the gift of a collar from the person who killed your dog? You couldn't possibly have expected it!

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Tuesday 15 October 2019 15:42

Were you also gifted a new dog? If not, your neighbor is either very forgetful, or very sick.

AdorableDoxie 12

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Wednesday 16 October 2019 20:29

Why in the world was that person invited?

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