Creepy

By dogless - 15/10/2019 06:00

Today, at my surprise birthday party, my neighbor gave me a new dog collar. My dog was run over by him a week ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 120
You deserved it 114

Same thing different taste

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sel3578898553255 7

cut a tree and let it fall ontop of his car, then buy him a car air freshener.

Sarah Yamabo 15

That’s a dark sense of humor...

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sel3578898553255 7

cut a tree and let it fall ontop of his car, then buy him a car air freshener.

Sarah Yamabo 15

That’s a dark sense of humor...

Plot twist: the collar is actually for her. Now that's creepy

Your neighbor really gets the concept of a surprise party. Weren't you surprised by the gift of a collar from the person who killed your dog? You couldn't possibly have expected it!

Were you also gifted a new dog? If not, your neighbor is either very forgetful, or very sick.