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By ryjacs - 03/06/2011 20:22 - United States

Today, I received an email from my potential employers at the zoo, saying that they won't be hiring me. This wouldn't be so bad if they didn't keep sending me the same email every two hours to remind me that I am still unemployed. FML

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By Nemo - 11/06/2017 12:00

Today, I got an e-mail from a company saying that I would not be a good fit for them. Strangely, it's quite similar to an e-mail they sent me last month. And the month before. They aren't generated e-mails, each one is different. They just e-mail me every month to remind me that I suck. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2013 17:59 - United States - Wallingford

Today, while despairing over having been rejected for my dream job, I received an email asking me to come back in for another interview. Then they called me to say they accidentally sent the email to all the applicants, and that they definitely aren't interested. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2016 19:01 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, while checking my voicemail, I noticed I had received one from a job that I've been trying to get in for months. Too bad they called two weeks ago. FML

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By crushed - 29/09/2011 14:32 - Australia

Today, the job search agency that I use asked me to stop sending in my resume, as no one had hired me in three years, and that the situation was unlikely to change. FML

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By AgentKoos_99 - 11/10/2016 07:52 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after waiting 3 months to see if I got the job I had applied for, I was told that they never received my application. Turns out that the email address that they told me to send it to was not being checked anymore and that they would be happy to consider me for the following year. FML

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By contracted - 22/08/2016 05:49 - United States - Concord

Today, I received a letter telling me I'm not qualified for a job I've been unofficially doing for the last three years. It's the fourth letter I've gotten since applying. I guess it wouldn't be too bad if I didn't have to train the new person who got the job instead of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 17:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I'm constantly checking my emails to see if any of the jobs have got back to me, but nothing yet. There's this one place I really want to work at, and I've already sent a follow-up email for the job, and it's driving me crazy that I haven't heard anything. What should I do? FML

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By tjm - 23/12/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML

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By Farah - 26/09/2016 14:42 - Bangladesh

Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML

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By dontplaywithmyfeelings - 03/03/2015 01:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML

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DudeBTM 8

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:42

Guess what? You're still unemployed.

shannonreneee 11

Saturday 4 June 2011 2:29

Unless you studied zoology. Gets real awkward then...

Comments

awesoneness23 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:40

first

xxsarahfxx 6

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:47

atleast you don't have to clean up shit and stuff and smell them.

DudeBTM 8

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:42

Guess what? You're still unemployed.

boydeee01 7

Saturday 4 June 2011 2:38

haha what an ass

volley4eva1698 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 2:51

I love **** flavored soup!

urdirtyolduncle 15

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:01

Seems like the monkeys are doing double jobs.

MrsLender_fml 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 7:37

They already have enough elephants OP! they dont need another one.

sabrinahusic 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:44

same here OP.

ZX6Rninja 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:41

your also getting alot of emails from a zoo about not getting a job?

conan13_fml 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 13:38

I think she mean she doesn't have a job as well...

randomchickkk 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:44

would you really want to work at zoo anyway? you can find better :)

shannonreneee 11

Saturday 4 June 2011 2:29

Unless you studied zoology. Gets real awkward then...

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 5 June 2011 12:53

why would you wanna work in your dream job? you could find better. oh because other peoples opinions of your career path are pointless nonsense.

ihasbrains 10

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:44

I wonder if they realize that they're doing that. lol.

mexicotoucher 7

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:29

No the monkey that's typing keeps forgetting.

flgirlwguitar 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:46

Really, don't work at a zoo. The work seems cool, but the people are horrible. The good ones all leave to become teachers. Find something else to do. And yes, I speak from personal experience.

trinity333_fml 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:32

the zoo is really not a bad place to work. The job has ups and downs like any job. I love working at the zoo, even if the customers can be dumb shit heads...

flgirlwguitar 2

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:19

I do speak from experience at not one but two different zoos. People who work with animals tend to lack any people skills, which makes for a bad work enviornment. Those that you can work with tend to leave the job (and often land somewhere totally different) because they can't work with those that don't. Not to mention that most are non-profit jobs, which bring on their own set of problems. And really, the customers aren't any worse than they are in retail jobs.