Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
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Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
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Top comments
Yulia_fml 0
What a sweet husband! He voluntarily took on your role when he saw you were no longer a good fit for it. He's a true keeper :)
testing_fml 0
So did he put out?
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Comments (115)
sillypuppy 0
Your husband will soon be your ex-husband as well as your BFF who is as gay as the day is long. Congrats! :P
Jehanne_fml 0
Crossdressing is not the same as homosexuality. OP, I'd say get over it. Crossdressing is really quite common, and if your husband can look good while he's doing it, more power to him.
gorguz14evar 0
a few questions.. What was he doing while you were gone? Do you have any gay friends he may know of? And this guy is a true keeper.
lukewarmocha 0
there was a fml similar to this before... but yea. that's...different.
ImAllFailure 0
He was probably working as an Exotic Dancer at the Gay Strip Club
DieInAFire 0
Did you like it or did it freak you out? My hubby is sleeping in my lingerie right now, and very soon I will go to pounce on him. Some guys just like to feel the lace on them
Logica42 0
That last sentence was...oddly hot. ... Thanks. I needed to know I had that fetish. Really.
fuckmahlife 0
:D
skylerguns 2
I think you got more problems than he looks better
Battledog5006 0
Ew
fretforyerlatte 0
wonder if he wrote in to postsecret? the first secret this morning is "i know for certain that every piece of my wife's lingerie fits me." funny how FML and postsecret often match up. coincidence?
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
hahaha i was JUST reading postsecret.
RachelRaiinbowzz 0
Thats the first thing that popped into my head to...
cherry_blossom 0
same here.
MetalCraze 11
I call shenanagens on this one but if it's true what is the big deal?
darkheadlights 4
Kind of falls in with the first secret on PostSecret today. www.postsecret.com