Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun to cheer me on. I felt happy since I don't have many friends. Only when I got closer did I realize that they were cheering for the girl behind me, and in fact, not one person was cheering for me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML
Today, it was the marathon. My girlfriend, has a unique name spelling, ran and I cheered and passed her supplies at two different mile markers. I then noticed a guy I’d never met who had signs with her name at the same mile markers. She was too lazy to split up both her boyfriend’s mile markers. FML
Today, I was at a swim meet, swimming as hard as I'd ever swum before. During the last lap I saw no one in the lanes next to me. Thinking I was first, I became extremely excited. When I came to the wall, I realized the reason no one else was around: They already finished the race. I was last. FML
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
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_daniellesays_ 10
If I were there, I'd cheer for you.
hero93 6
She was probably really ugly, so they felt twice as bad for her. Don't worry OP.
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Comments (108)
_daniellesays_ 10
If I were there, I'd cheer for you.
GovernorGeneral 8
Aw that so sad D: I second #1 id totally cheer you on as well !
LolFMLnot 10
#9 ur comment goes so well with your picture! :$
fuzz97 23
White knight detected
blackheart24 10
Man I'm sorry OP. Whoever puts YDI is a heartless asshole.
CondomSense 4
I sense a troll coming from yonder passage.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Hey CondomSense, why are you trying to lure MrMisfit in?
Castiell_fml 0
Ahh I know that feeling :(
fuzz97 23
LOL, #35 probably is talking about me. Calling someone out for their white knighting =/= trolling.
Albarufus 13
Me too!
LukaInTheSky 3
Me three. Yay you!
blair_x 12
This really is sad. THREE CHEERS FOR OP! Hip hip, HOORAY!
dmua12 1
Maybe they were cheering for everybody and moved on to the next runner as you finished.
Chris20003 17
I second #1, that tugged at the heart strings.
jeob1992 8
Sooo way to go!!!! Now someone cheered you on
SecretMe00 5
Who needs people! Stay focused in life, OP. No one will ever care about you like the way you care about yourself. Sometimes you just have to be selfish.
kjcookie10 9
Awe!!! But just think of it this way OP... You beat the bitch behind you and finished before her! So grrrrrrrrrreeeeeeat job!!! :D
KingOfAmazing 9
It's just one mile, I think the OP should get over themselves.
whosays1 7
I'll be your friend OP!
Blueglasscup 18
Go OP! You can do it!
Blueglasscup 18
Yeah okay now my comment seems really cliche. Guess everyone had the same idea.
SamLiveFree_77 9
You think?
SamLiveFree_77 9
WOO-HOO!! YOU CAN DO IT!! There, hope that cheered you up OP. In some sort of way.
XmyviolentheartX 13
Wow, way to go sweet then sour.
pedosmurf 7
OMG sour patch kids!!!
hero93 6
She was probably really ugly, so they felt twice as bad for her. Don't worry OP.
yahoowizard 16
Either that or the school *****, but either way, you're the one ahead.
docscientist 10
Why do you have to bring someone else down, to lift someone up?
21jason 9
You lived to tell the tale that the important thing!
ghm1234 0
That's so sad :(
yahoowizard 16
Well, everyone does love the underdog
kristena103 14
U look sad cutey pie aweew
jeob1992 8
Is for me that and get a girl.
kickuwithmyfist 1
You should of farted..so she'd run in to it BAM! Problem solved!
Jakesterk96 8
Yea, because right when she smells the fart, everyone will cheer for OP!!
GovernorGeneral 8
But its not that easy making friends in the middle of the school year when everyone has already made their 'friend groups' Unless youre a new student...