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why would you even try that in the first place?

u got the squirts in your sleep!!! lmfao

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u got the squirts in your sleep!!! lmfao

so.. you wanted to have a bowel movement but be unconcious for it??

I heard that you should never ever under any circumstances ever say 'never' YTDI OP

haa! what were you thinking? I'm sure you coulda waited til morning to take the lax. that sucks though!

That would be why you actually see what a medicine does before you use it.

lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol ,lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol,

aren't you supposed to take the laxatives before you go to bed?

There are so many ignorant people in the world. YDI *sigh*

did you dream you shit your pants?

Time to change the sheets op!

Agreed. in fact I'm sure there was a very similar fml not long ago. Do people not read this site before they submit stories?

thanks for the advice. YDI

that should have been a given...I suppose common sense isn't so common.

must have been a pretty shitty day for you then :P

#4 makes way too much sense, eh?

ydi dumb fuk. theres this thing called common sence

'YDI, dumb fuck. There's this thing called common sense.' Yes, there is. Use it.

well I learned something new today :) lol jk

this has been on here before just in different words

I'm guessing op's parents are cousins

and when you poop in your sleep you poop for real haha family guy

well that's common fuckin since!!!

dude this is an old ass joke! from like the seventies, can't believe mods actually let this one in!

It's not the fact that you shit yourself that grosses me out, it's the fact that you slept in it. OP, for your sanity's sake, I hope shitting yourself an earthquake woke you up...

This is on a poster at Jimmy John's

hahahaha ydi. I acctually did lol on this one

I LOVE AMBIEN LMAO :)

laxatives are supposed to be taken at night. they work overnight, while you sleep, so you have a bowel movement the next day. plus I've read this quote elsewhere before.

since when? EDIT * supposed to be a reply to #79*

u should have taken an ALLI and diuretic pill too ? so they could call your hole the Milky Way.

This is on a Jimmy Johns poster

why would you even try that in the first place?

exactly what i was thinking

Ha ha- they couldn't sleep because they were constipated.

not saying this is fake, but there are icons with this all over the Internet and signs at lots of bars everywhere. YDI either way.

in that case ydi op for not getting enough fiber in your diet.

Some laxatives say they take up to 12 hours to work, so I can understand thinking it wouldn't kick in right away. Still, taking a sleeping pill with it is just asking for trouble, especially if you haven't ever used that type of laxative. Try a stool softener next time, OP >.<

eww! YDI! have fun cleaning your sheets.

did you go to bed on the toilet, or go to the toilet in bed? One sounds much worse than the other to me.

When you're snoring in bed and you fell a wetness spread, diarhea cha cha cha

can anyone tell me what's anti-flood protection?

It's generally used to hinder spammers from flooding forums with tons of pointless or offensive posts. I didn't know FML had a spamming problem though.

oh Kay thnx 18 xD

18: Then apparently, anti-flood is working. >.<

Why would you even do that? Most laxatives work wihtin a few hours, don't you read the instructions? And also: if a laxative causes diarrhea, you took too much.

what made you think that was a good idea?