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Agreed. in fact I'm sure there was a very similar fml not long ago. Do people not read this site before they submit stories?

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dude this is an old ass joke! from like the seventies, can't believe mods actually let this one in!

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It's not the fact that you shit yourself that grosses me out, it's the fact that you slept in it. OP, for your sanity's sake, I hope shitting yourself an earthquake woke you up...

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laxatives are supposed to be taken at night. they work overnight, while you sleep, so you have a bowel movement the next day. plus I've read this quote elsewhere before.

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not saying this is fake, but there are icons with this all over the Internet and signs at lots of bars everywhere. YDI either way.

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Some laxatives say they take up to 12 hours to work, so I can understand thinking it wouldn't kick in right away. Still, taking a sleeping pill with it is just asking for trouble, especially if you haven't ever used that type of laxative. Try a stool softener next time, OP >.<

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It's generally used to hinder spammers from flooding forums with tons of pointless or offensive posts. I didn't know FML had a spamming problem though.

Why would you even do that? Most laxatives work wihtin a few hours, don't you read the instructions? And also: if a laxative causes diarrhea, you took too much.

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