Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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croso88 5
tell him to shave
ThE_C_Lo 0
how the hell is that sexy? give him a lap dance, give him head, and let him tear ur ass up. that's sexy! case closed YDI btw
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Comments (113)
SubjectX 0
1) idiot should trim, I'm a guy and it feels better when the hair isn't trapping an causing an extra liter of sweat. 2) you are suppose to pull from the bottom. 3) you are supposed to grab with your lips then work your teeth on while grabbing clothing for this very reason. this applies to guys as much as gals.
marierad 0
number 25...nicely said
sykes831 0
EWWWW honestly, that's disgusting.
Sekococo 0
HDI - he should of trim and YDI - read a book on seduction or Superhead book( i actually found the book to be informative <.<) :D
cameron1793 0
dumb b***h should of give him a lap dance or sommet sexy like that! biting boxers really isn't sexy D:
heartlessagony 0
I laughed. XD Sorry OP
bhangu023 0
how long is that sht. atleast tell him to trim
Brukernavn 0
how coulf you not notice that you had his pupes in your mouth?
Flabwagger 0
yummy
tweetbaby14 18
way to go. so how did they taste? jw. lol
beer01 0
Work your mouth, not your teeth. Stop biting, start sucking!