Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
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Top comments
CaptainHonor 15
There's always adoption.
Welshite 40
Adoption. Then get yourselves fixed so you don't have another accident.
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Comments (512)
CaroLouWho 10
Put the kid up for adoption. I'm sure there's some family out there who would love to raise your child.
Selkca 9
Apparently you also bonded over not worrying about protection
mishwarner 14
I had an IUD for four years, after the first year there is less than 1 in 1000 chance of getting pregnant. Someone always needs to be the exception to the rule & don't assume!!!!
ConfusedCat 11
Thank god your to far along for an abortion. If you really hate kids that much put it up for adoption. Are you really that cruel that you would rather kill a baby than put it up for adoption?
bobsanction 18
Best get drinkin'!
princesscorkey 16
Lots of people are looking to adopt! It's certainly a lot to go through when you don't want to keep the baby, but it sounds like it's your only real option at this point. But look on the bright side, when it's all said and done you'll have given someone the ultimate gift!
alryals2010 5
There was this little thing invented in the 1920's called birth control. Ever heard of it? You can even go to some places and get it for free so there's really no excuse for unplanned pregnancies.
queerdragon 20
When your birth control fails, that isn't really their fault.
Eliiara 11
It's interesting how you attempted to come off condescending. The first hormonal contraceptive wasn't publicly available until 1960. Unless you're talking about condoms or something.
bapbap_fml 15
Go back to sex ed class. There's no excuse for jumping to conclusions and being ignorant like this.
That1One1Chick 24
1) just give it up for adoption 2) if you hate kids then ******* use protection
diagnosed 15
adoption is always an option, there are many people like myself that cannot have children that would be more than happy to take the little one off your hands when it is born. However you should get yourself fixed if you don't want anymore children. I myself would trade anything to be in your position right now though..... while pregnant with my own child....
mishwarner 14
Even vasectomies & tubal ligation can reverse itself. Nothing is 100%
GAeroNKissR 26
My sister asked to have her tubes tied after her 2nd child at age 22yo & they refused...even though she's a crummy parent & had multiple CPS complaints. 1 year later she walked away from her kids in the care of our parents...then 3 years later she gave birth to her third child of which I was given custody. Still, too young for tubes tied...regardless of her having walked away from the first 3. 18 months after that, I now have custody of my fourth nephew...FINALLY, they agree. I love them with every ounce in my body, but seriously - the system is complete bullshit.
Eliiara 11
Wow, how unbelievably stressful. Good for you, #370!
KawaiiLettuce 13
Adoption fam