Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
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Top comments
CaptainHonor 15
There's always adoption.
Welshite 40
Adoption. Then get yourselves fixed so you don't have another accident.
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Comments (512)
spicyburrito 18
I hear babies sell pretty well on the black market
codyandjessie99 8
wtf no selling a baby on the black market is for one illegal and u never know u could be selling the child to be a slave, to be raped, abused, ect.
chelseaclaire 12
Please people stop suggesting adoption. Just because they somehow didn't use enough protection and now she's pregnant doesn't mean they can just throw the child in the system like that. It's not fair to the child.
Bluepies 24
I agree, it's much better when a child is raised by a family that resents their very existence. Why should we help those that want children, but can't conceive?
queerdragon 20
I'm adopted and I had a pretty good life. But I have had friends who have said they wished they were in my position, raised by parents who wanted me. They were raised in terrible loveless situations all because people pressured them to "do the right thing." And no, it's not fair to the child. But it's also not fair to Op and her husband to have to raise a child they don't want.
MrPortalFan 21
In Florida, where your FML says you're from, it's legal to have an abortion until late term. How are you dumb enough not to notice the fact that you'd be at least 5-6 months pregnant by the time it's illegal to terminate? YDI.
Ryan_Alvarez 15
Just get an abortion in another country, they don't give a shit in Mexico and africa
adam_west409 1
Lol really dude? I love Mexico but they're not really known for their good healthcare.
harbz 5
adoption.
raebunny135 6
That child does not deserve you as a mother for even considering killing it. It's not fair that people like you can get pregnant while other couples would do anything for a baby and you want to murder yours. People like you don't deserve the gift of a child.
Bluepies 24
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unfuqnreal 15
The thought crosses my mind to those who hate kids due to being loud messy costly objects,...what do your parents think of you and what do you think of your parents ? Lol so ironic
codyandjessie99 8
RIGHT!
kentnk 2
I will adopt it
SmDestroyer 8
I never post, but I couldn't let this go. I'm going to get down voted to h*ll for this, but HAVING YOUR TUBES TIED ISN'T 100% EFFECTIVE. I am the product of a woman who had her tubes tied and a man. So yeah, there's that. Currently putting your child up for adoption is your best option. However, everyone saying it should be the only option (i.e. No abortion) you HAVE NO IDEA how much psychological trauma is done to a child in the system. Between foster homes, no parental touch, etc. it leaves them psychologically devastated for their entire life. These early life stages are when a lot of the brain develops and its not something you can "fix" later. So, please consider that when you make your "pro-life" arguments, you're advocating for someone who will without a doubt have psychological damage into adulthood. I'm not saying their lost causes, but definitely could be.
Xamry14 10
Private agencies, that most go through because there is no cost to the pregnant woman, have nothing to do with the government run foster care system. This comment makes you look ignorant.
Tyguy823 14
Give it up for adoption don't just kill the kid