Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML
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Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
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CaptainHonor 15
There's always adoption.
Welshite 40
Adoption. Then get yourselves fixed so you don't have another accident.
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Comments (512)
quackImapenguin 16
How the **** is this getting so much YDI? Even if the OP was neglectful with the birth control and not keeping track of periods, an unwanted pregnancy is an extremely horrible thing that no one can possibly deserve. Also, to the people quoting probabilities of various birth control methods failing, those probabilities are for one year of using those methods. If the OP's been sexually active and using her birth control method for, say, ten years, the probability of getting pregnant despite the birth control at some point in those ten years is much higher because you have to combine the probabilities of getting pregnant for each year. I found graphs for this (New York times article: "How likely is it that birth control could let you down?"), in ten years of perfect use of condoms, there's an 18% chance of getting pregnant, in ten years of perfect use of the pill, there's a 3% chance of getting pregnant. Combine those and you have a 1 in 200 chance of getting pregnant over the course of ten years while using both condoms and the pill perfectly. Sure, it's still a low probability, but it's not impossible. Then there's typical use. There's an 86% chance of getting pregnant over ten years of typical condom use and a 61% chance of getting pregnant over ten years of typical pill use. Also, maybe she was sterilized. There's still a 5% chance of getting pregnant despite that over ten years.
123_omg 19
Closed adoption...seriously. There are tons of people out there who can't have kids of their own. If you hate kids, why are you not taking precautions against getting pregnant? Ydi. I hope you give that baby to someone who actually wants him/her.
thebiteof87 27
I hope that child doesn't grow up unloved and thinking they shouldn't have been born.
EmmaMK 35
You are about to find out how rewarding having a baby can be. I hope the love you feel grows in strength every day x
Rabite 28
You know that stuff like this is just like spitting into OPs face, right?
shepp626 11
I know it's a wrench in the plans, but it's never as bad as you think. The same thing happened with my husband and I despite using 3 kinds of non-conflicting birth control. I still can't stand kids but it's always different when it's your own. Absolute worst case you put the baby up for adoption, but once you see him/her... it changes things.
earth_turnip 3
Shoulda been more careful ****
igg125 30
Babies smell good and stuff.
mishwarner 14
Eew, that yucky milk smell? I'm not buying into that lie!
LegitimateSalmon 12
Adoption
GlobalBull 5
If you find out yore pregnant Adam you don't want the baby, don't abort it. It is a human being, it is considered a depressed human being from the mother at CONCEPTION. If you don't want it then put it up for adoption. It breaks my heart how many people murder innocent unborn babies.
boomclap_fml 15
I'm sure there's another state you can go to that allows abortion at any stage in the pregnancy