Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
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CaptainHonor 15
There's always adoption.
Welshite 40
Adoption. Then get yourselves fixed so you don't have another accident.
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AdamTodddBrown 11
Each state has its own law about how far along is too far along. Indiana will scrape just about anytime. Do some more research and get rid of the ******.
realjillyj 5
Actually Indiana's abortion laws are very similar to most states and you cannot obtain an abortion there after 20 weeks unless the mother's life is at risk.
gracehi 33
There are a shit ton of comments on this FML all saying only 4 different opinions: should have used birth control; birth control doesn't always work; put the baby up for adoption; get sterilized.
llama612 27
I love how so many people are assuming that OP used protection. I knew a girl who absolutely did not want to get pregnant, yet never made her bf use protection and wasn't on birth control. Surprisingly she never ended up getting pregnant though. Point is sometimes people are just dumb. Maybe OP and her husband didn't use condoms because it felt better without. Maybe OP is forgetful and didn't always have her birth control. Just because they hate kids doesn't mean they didn't risk it sometimes. Hell if they had been together long enough it makes sense that they would get lazy sometimes and not use protection if they ran out or something. I'm not saying that is the case I'm just saying like many FMLs there is to little information for anyone (even the people saying why didn't she use protection) to be making such assumptions. It could go either way. So unless OP does a follow up there is just as much chance they didn't use protection as there is that they did.
frontmanmike 14
How did you get far enough along without noticing? By the time abortion isn't an option, you'd definitely be showing.
realjillyj 5
Birth control can fail so I can certainly understand how you can get pregnant by accident. However, I don't buy that a grown woman could get so far into a pregnancy that abortion is no longer an option, without noticing some of the many changes that come along with pregnancy.
caggybandicoot 34
Some pregnancies can and do go unnoticed. If the baby is small, there may not be much of a bump. Some women don't experience morning sickness, some still have periods (light bleeding, probably not technically a period but there we go). If a woman is overweight, a baby bump may be less noticeable. There a plenty of reasons a pregnancy can go unnoticed for months, sometimes up until labour starts.
yankasocky 7
For 5 years my wife and I had sex daily without making a kid. When we wanted to make one, the first try it worked. The only thing we did to prevent an unwanted pregnancy was pull out, especially during her fertile week. It floors me why there are so many unwanted pregnancies. I've been pulling out since HS and never had an issue.
caggybandicoot 34
I've said it before OP, and I'll say it again, ignore the staggering idiocy on here. The stupid ones are usually the loudest.
1bvr2lmr 7
Should've had your husband get a vasectomy, he can always have it in done if you guys change your mind.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for not using birth control. I'm pro-choice, but if your own stupidity causes this situation, you don't have my sympathy. The kid, however, does, as it will have to grow up knowing its parents never wanted it and that it was a stupid mistake.
julzmoolz93 2
first off your stupid second your a shitty human being for considering abortion people like you disgust me threw are women who get told they can't have babies instead people like you populate the earth. get your tubs tied bitch