Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
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CaptainHonor 15
There's always adoption.
Welshite 40
Adoption. Then get yourselves fixed so you don't have another accident.
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gracehi 33
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ColdRoxas 18
I might be nitpicking but it's kinda sad to see people refer to a baby as it lol
codyandjessie99 8
or as fetus (pro-life here) life at conception he or she is a baby not it or a fetus
mysteryland 17
what I wonder.. How did you not notice earlier?
CaroLouWho 10
My mum didn't realize she was pregnant with me until she was five months along. She always had very light periods and it wasn't unusual for her to miss a month or two, and she didn't exhibit the typical pregnancy symptoms like morning sickness, so she had no reason to suspect.
bloodyfreak_fml 4
And that's why my husband got a vasectomy and I switched to an IUD for birth control, in order to prevent any accidents. That sucks, but you could have planned better. At least look on the bright side, I hear they pay good money for babies in the adoption market.
RoseJam21 14
This is literally my worst nightmare. I know here in the UK you can get an abortion later than 24 weeks if continuing the pregnancy would affect your mental or physical health (comforting to know for if I'm ever in this situation, I'd go crazy), but unfortunately I'm not sure on the US laws. Someone else mentioned a state where you can get late abortions, well worth looking in to. I wish OP well in whatever she chooses to do. Also, I'm getting a pregnancy test tomorrow, the though of this happening to anyone has convinced me it's also happening to me :p thanks anxiety.
stfuwtf 21
I suggest putting the kid up for adoption. Better than killed right? I mean I wouldn't know about the whole how bad pregnancy can be debate. But in the end it's your choice. Good luck.
kimiirenee 17
that poor child. sure hope you consider adoption.
MenAreFromVegas 5
It is highly unlikely that this was not preventable or detectable much earlier.
shepp626 11
Not really. Plenty of women don't have the hormone levels necessary to show up on a pregnancy test, not everyone gets morning sickness etc. and depending on fitness level it could be anywhere from 4-6 months along before showing. No birth control is 100%, not even when doubling up. Odds are good but some people have shit luck.
RA91 26
I'm seriously surprised FML hasn't shut down the comments on this post
parrchristianna 14
I had a 6 mth old baby, was on birth control and my husband used a condom. I didn't know I was pregnant again until I was 15 was along. I wasn't ready for another baby nor did I want another one but I had her and showed no signs at all that I was pregnant throughout my pregnancy. No method is 100% but you do have options besides abortion Op. please look into them instead of raising an unwanted kid