Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
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CaptainHonor 15
There's always adoption.
Welshite 40
Adoption. Then get yourselves fixed so you don't have another accident.
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Comments (512)
blueotcxx 2
How ironic lmaooo
KriKat 2
Yikes! Too many negatives!
jesusfreak94 11
God loves all. #alllivesmatter
sniki_fml 2
If you and your husband truly do not want children, there are an abundance of couples/families who would love to adopt your baby. It's a very admirable and incredible choice to be able to make. I wish you the best.
Technastar 25
I understand that there are many medical reasons why an abortion is needed as the only way to save a mother's life... but by your own admission this is a child (which apparently you already hate) I don't understand how people believe abortion is an acceptable form of birth control. (if you tried to have your dogs litter of pups aborted they would send you to jail for animal cruelty, which is a blatant double standard) You could have had a vasectomy or used a many number of other options, and then no problem for you. What I can't understand is how even with your obvious hatred for children you feel the appropriate course of action is to murder that child. It is by your own admission a human life. (unless somehow, suddenly, children are a seperate species.) you may not want the child, but there are large number of wonderful couples who would love to be in your situation, and would gladly adopt.
cyanidesun 5
Put the kid up for adoption then get your tubes snipped. also, you could sell your eggs for a pretty penny and help someone who wants kids but can't.
Kitsi 14
i feel worse for the child
p2tog 3
That totally sucks, I'm sorry. :'( Get your tubes tied when you give birth? It won't help now, of course, but at least it could make the future more secure.
fantasyworld 39
Put the baby up for adoption and get your tubes tied.
mjbahr81 1
There are plenty of people who can't have children and desperately want them, like my husband and I. There are options still. Sorry you were dealing with an unexpected pregnancy and good luck!