By Jioune - 05/07/2016 21:56 - France - Caluire

Today, I learned that my friends nicknamed me Snow White, not because I’ve got dark hair and very pale skin, but because I “only hook up with tiny dudes”. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Just to clarify, what exactly do they mean by "tiny"? Because this could go one of two ways.

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Burkiie45 10

Well if it makes you feel any better people say I look like Lord Farquaad from Shrek

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writerchic85 25

As long as he's a Doc who makes you Happy, don't let them make you Grumpy. You're obviously not Bashful about what you like. Your friends are Dopey and this whole Fml is getting me Sleepy. Sneezy is also a dwarf.

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emanbikerz 14

Short people are the best though! So you're good. Just try not to hook up with 7 short dudes, otherwise your friends will really be able to tease you.

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flyingflies 36

Why are shorter people better than others? Your "encouraging" comment makes no sense.

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annalily5 28

Hey, everyone has a type. If you're having fun keep doing you. Just remember to be safe!

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Yudith_fml 6

Instead of "tiny dude" the original version said "midgets", but of course it's more fun with an added double entendre.

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ctseth 3

do you carry a phone book with you? lol

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Sengelbrekt 9

hopefully not seven at the same time ....

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