Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an old guy with a cane got up in my face for "mocking" the way he walked. In retrospect, I guess it is pretty offensive for me to have had knee surgery and still be recovering from it. My apologies. FML
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML
Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML
Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML
Today, my grandma was arrested for throwing her cane at a man who she thought was mocking her walk. That man was my boyfriend's father, who limps because of his cerebral palsy. He refuses to drop the assault charges. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML
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great_lawl 0
so deserved
0515_dw_090084 0
Pretty sure this FML should be this way: Today, this asshole was making fun of me for walking with a cane. so i had to go out of my way to beat his ass with it. A very wasted 5 seconds. FML. karma my friend. ; ]
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Comments (262)
dahlia14 0
hope you bled
Lythiaren 8
Are you related to the guy who threw a rock at a hobo and expected pity when he got chased six blocks with a knife? "Today, I was walking down the street. My leg was severely injured in Iraq, so I have to walk with a cane. Some asshole decided to make fun of me, so I beat him with it. I risked my life for asshats like him? FML"
pancake_mixx 9
This. x3
MiniatureMayhem 0
I hope you get in some sort of accident that will make you end up walking with a cane.
ballisticks 0
******* ********
99MDC 0
You're a ******* idiot.
This_GuY_929 0
i hope it hurt, you dick
Isaballerrr 0
you bitch
ohemgeeitscor 0
Are you really that much of a douchebag? Nice job, ********.
blal 0
Hahaha, gotta watch out for the cripplestick if you're gonna tease them. Keep outside of cane range next time, because presumably you can outrun them. Of course, maybe everyone here is wrong in assuming you're a 17 year old prick, for all we know you're 79 and in a wheelchair. Hell, it would make sense as to why you'd poke fun at another old guy. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
WorkThatButt 2
Damm you idiot...instead of helping the handicapped you insult them...I wouldve shoved that cane up your ass.. YDI beyotch.