Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML
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Today, an old guy with a cane got up in my face for "mocking" the way he walked. In retrospect, I guess it is pretty offensive for me to have had knee surgery and still be recovering from it. My apologies. FML
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML
Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML
Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML
Today, my grandma was arrested for throwing her cane at a man who she thought was mocking her walk. That man was my boyfriend's father, who limps because of his cerebral palsy. He refuses to drop the assault charges. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML
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great_lawl 0
so deserved
0515_dw_090084 0
Pretty sure this FML should be this way: Today, this asshole was making fun of me for walking with a cane. so i had to go out of my way to beat his ass with it. A very wasted 5 seconds. FML. karma my friend. ; ]
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Comments (262)
captivemj 4
umm wat did you think he would do, hug u? ur an asshole! OP => Original Poster
ge91 0
Thank you!
Fentown_fml 4
Yeah you'd better, you jerk!
lo1337a 1
I hope you end up crippled for making fun of disabled people, you arsehole.
catbutt 0
You deserve it. You're an asshole.
_Naboo_ 0
You're horrible, how in the world could that EVER be funny? You deserve to be beaten with canes by all the FML people.
AndreaHatesYou1 0
You deserve it you evil **** douchebag.
Littlerunner 0
you made fun of someone with a CANE??? What kind of a sick **** are you??
fergiesman 0
I used to walk with a cane.....what you did is so not cool...ydi, prick.
signupsheetfail 0
Time for a... FALCON PUNCH!!! And then to have that person repeatedly ram their cane up your ass.
LollyPop1 0
You're a complete asshole and I hope you get hit by a car. **** your life for not having one.