Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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Starfire22 5
oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...
DreamerofWorlds 0
But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.
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Comments (221)
RedPillSucks 33
@53 Obviously the boyfriend is lying. That's not really the issue. It's did she believe him. Trying to scam your girlfriend so you can get some on the side doesn't require truth or accuracy. It only requires gullibility. Like claiming to have psycho-motor epilepsy to get out of receiving a massage (damn her!)
RedPillSucks 33
Tell him that you have restless leg syndrome and kick him in the balls over and over. As he's writhing in pain, remind him that because of the RLS, you can't stop it or control it. Keep kicking until he stops whimpering.
QueenPersephone 9
^ Best solution.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
^ Seconded. It makes about as much sense.
littlelemur 2
That was hilarious!!!!
GamerGoddess 0
fail - bipolar doesn't mean multiple personality disorder, it means random unexplained mood swings
gye83 0
it's like me myself and irine cindov
oOohxlala_ 0
lol. he was talking about multiple personality. and bipolar is wayyyy too far from that.
Stevie_87 0
say ur tripolar and get two boyfriends FHL
kemolegend907 0
win
Barthez01 0
http://ihateanne.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=20f88b1a40852fb775238fc672322f34
Jasper8713 2
No, it's called DID. MPD is not a DSM diagnosis recognized by psychology. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder
blueknight1st 26
That's not how bipolar disorder works. Bipolar is not the same as split personality.