Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML
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Starfire22 5
oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...
DreamerofWorlds 0
But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.
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sli1327 0
too bad bipolar ppl only have one personality. ppl with dissosiative identity disorder have multiple personalities. bipolar is just a mood disorder where u can go fr depression to a manic state very fast. so if u really believed that ur not really the smartest.
J3tearz 0
mad props to your boy friend and fyl too
DGAFprincess 0
ahahaha! that's a good one! really! I have to give him props for coming up with that one!
pinksyringes 0
The boyfriend should get no props because that is a very lame excuse. Bipolar doesn't give you "mulitple personalities", that would be Dissociative Identity Disorder. The term Multiple Personality Disorder is not actually the correct term anymore. I hope you did not believe him.
pcballa1035 0
brilliant! definitely using that one!
aedeckert 0
your boyfriend is an idiot. he should look up what bipolar means before he tries to use it in a lie. its not multiple (or bi, or two) personalities. it's just very intense changes in mood. manic and depressed. dump his lying cheating uneducated ass
mememewtp 0
thats whats up. quick on his toes. i think he meant schitzo though
Tanpopo 0
Too bad bipolar disorder has nothing to do with multiple personalities. He's an idiot.
mrsorbeck 0
thats a good one! ill have to use that one when i come clean about my affair ;l
mrsorbeck 0
thats a good one! ill have to use that one when i come clean about my affair ;l