Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted my emotional support after his other girlfriend hit him with a phone charger when she found out he had two girlfriends. Yes folks, the open relationship thing was news for me, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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Starfire22 5
oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...
DreamerofWorlds 0
But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.
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Comments (221)
clusterfungus 3
don't discriminate against him and his condition!!!
Harlem122 0
woulda been a good excuse except bipolar disorder is a more severe form of depression not multiple personalities, that's Dissociative Identity Disorder.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That sucks, I'd dump him because that's stupid. That's a horrible excuse. If he's that bipolar he should be single on both ends because who could deal with someone with that many mood swings? Seriously, I know because I've experienced it.
Jaylishaaa 0
if only he said multi-personality.. not bipolar... that would make it better hahah
Janah_the_ENP 0
I hope you dumped that stupid-ass for thinking bipolar disorder meant he had multiple personalities. Fucktard.
yourmumlovesme 0
Im pretty sure different personalities deals with multiple personalities. Not Bipolar disorder.... FML fail.
Janah_the_ENP 0
I think that's part of the FML. That OP's boyfriend lied about needing two girlfriends for his "multiple personalities" and couldn't even get the disorder right.
everydayisfml07 3
it's funny he's bipolar. because that's not the legitimate condition for multiple personalites /:<
littlelemur 2
So do you get the happy guy or the depressed guy?
Zeb_McBride 0
lol I'm on his side.
lonesomedove 0
Bipolar disorder is a mood disorder, not a personality disorder. Dump his moronic cheating ass. You're better than that.