Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML
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Starfire22 5
oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...
DreamerofWorlds 0
But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.
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Comments (221)
wethekings7 0
that is amazing...i love that! i think that should go into the guiness book of world records for lamest cheating excuse!!! :P :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
slyace 9
lol That's pretty genius. To bad him and all his "personalities" are about to be beaten to the floor =3
Deemon_Cat 0
Wow. That's a new one. You can tell both of his personalities to **** off.
bellaluna88 0
sucks for you, but what a creative excuse that was. the guys almost smart
yourkiddingright_fml 0
Better give your EX ( hopefully ) boyfriend an encyclopedia so he can do a little research on Bi-Polar!!
Edenbeam 19
Being bipolar doesn't mean you have multiple personalities. Your boyfriend [hopefully he's now your ex] is a prick.
amanda_gza 0
I think he wants the multiple personalities excuse.
Spastastic 6
...Your boyfriend is a dumbass for not doing even five minutes of research on his excuse.
blogger79 0
Bipolar has nothing to do with having multiple personalities!! Bipolar is the clinical word for Manic Depressive! What an idiot!!
chaosxgoddess 0
It's good to see someone that knows the difference!!
steggy97 0
thats a ligit reason lol i give him props but u should never cheat