Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted my emotional support after his other girlfriend hit him with a phone charger when she found out he had two girlfriends. Yes folks, the open relationship thing was news for me, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
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Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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Starfire22 5
oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...
DreamerofWorlds 0
But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.
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Comments (221)
Tikwichka 5
#92, what makes you think I'm not the 'shrinkiedink'? Not everyone on this site is a teenager, you know!
john_ulan 0
i knew a girl who was bipolar. basically she was either very happy or very sad. luckily most of her time was happy. this guy is just an idiot.
kiki_72 0
why a liar. bipolar disorder is NOT multiple personality disorder.
partyman007 0
epic win in my book
krissypoo 0
please inform your boyfriend he's a ******* idiot. the mental disorder he should be referring to is dissociative identity disorder (formerly multiple personalities d/o). bipolar disorder is characterized by having manic and depressive episodes of the mood, it has nothing to do with the personality. inform him, then dump him.
ruca 0
wow too bad bipolar and multiple personality disorder are two completely different mental disorders. sorry Hun. :( you will find someone new.
ayerimrod 0
u dont have multiple personalities when ur bipolar... stupid boy!!!!
lostfaithinpppl 19
Being bipolar does not equal to having multiple personalities. Two different things. Sounds like he's not only a cheating asshole but also very dumb.
ll22adrian23ll 0
lol nice!!! imma use that from now on hahhhaha
mshafty 0
OK so everyone take a deep breathe. We get it, bi-polar is not multiple personality disorder technically. But you know what I dated a bi-polar girl and it sure as hell seemed to me she had multiple personalities. There was sweet nice calm kate and then there was bat shit crazy kate! So yes the bf is a cheating asshole, but at least he has funny excuses.!