Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML
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Starfire22 5
oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...
DreamerofWorlds 0
But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.
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Comments (221)
exemplar 0
im a gemini...id guess i oughta get a girl for every personality
Trixies100 0
hahahahahahahaha that's good! Not for u though.
jaded_pragmatist 0
Damn! why didn't I think of that?
alex1432 9
makes sense to me
aidenkush 0
haha that's funny good idea
phishophobia 0
that's the best excuse ever
Splashcoin 0
I believe what was meant by needing a gf for each of his personalities was two different people who had qualities to suit his personality for when he is feeling depressive or manic, not that he had multiple personality disorder. Which being Bipolar myself I can completely understand how he could need two different gfs to match his highs and lows, although I can't blame a girl for not wanting to date a guy who is dating another girl at the same time lol.
fukyolife 0
lol nice
Sweetmeli 0
This is a great FML, love it! :P
blue_eyes4602 0
that isn't bipolar. bipolar is a completely different thing