Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML
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Starfire22 5
oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...
DreamerofWorlds 0
But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.
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Comments (221)
What_A_EPIC_Fail 0
wow what a quer
fr0zty 0
lol did (disassociative identity disorder)
Ruby1991 0
Thats such crap. I have bipolar disorder. Bipolar has nothing at all to do with multiple personalities. Its bad mood swings cause you don't have the right chemical in your brain to control that and in some extreme cases hallucinations. Thats borderline personality disorder. I think. No hate mail because I don't know anything about any other disorder. But bipolar isn't about more than one person its about a whole hell of alot of emotions
chelevip 0
Hahahaha wtff?
lpwTJtilli 6
he's not bipolar he's biwinning
Edenbeam 19
Bipolar =/= Dissociative Identity Disorder. You need a new boyfriend.
ndiggidy 0
Bipolar Disorder is just Manic Depression. Dissociative Personality Disorder aka Multiple Personality Disorder is the real mental condition of multiple personalities, often mistaken as Schizophrenia.
rodriguezequal 0
If your boyfriend...or you think bipolar people have split personalities you need to look up bipolar disorder
jawjuhh 6
He may not have actually mistaken it for dissociative identity disorder, perhaps he meant he needed a girlfriend for when he's happy, and one for when he's sad? Either way, fyl :(
Amaraaaaaa 8
bipolars don't have multiple personalities. that's multiple personality disorder. bipolar is just basically extreme mood swings. that guy needs to be dumped asap.