Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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Starfire22 5
oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...
DreamerofWorlds 0
But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.
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Comments (221)
DeadxManxWalking 27
so he has only 2 personalities? I have way more
sskarma23 9
BF= champ... unless he wasn't joking...
Jordyn345 4
bi-polar disorder, and multipul personality disorder are 2 veryyy diffrent things..
angel971_fml 9
aha naw that sucks but inventive excuse you gotta pay that.
AnarchyAmber 5
He needs to do better research on mental disorders before he tries to cheat. Dumbass doesn't even know what bipolar disorder is.
minim00se 8
Ok... being bipolar is completely different... What he is talking about is being schizophrenic or having MPD... Dumbass
garfield224 0
My ass
madaoxsan 9
actually manic...is not akin to being "happy". manic would more be like happy + cocaine.
RissaLynne 8
Yeah, that's not bipolar. That's multiple personality disorder. He should've known that.
nickle4054 1
Haha that's a clever one