Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted my emotional support after his other girlfriend hit him with a phone charger when she found out he had two girlfriends. Yes folks, the open relationship thing was news for me, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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Starfire22 5
oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...
DreamerofWorlds 0
But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.
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xgetxbentx 13
Too bad bipolar disorder doesn't give you another personality.... In short it just makes you really moody. I mean there's more to it than mood swings but that's the main symptom. You might want to tell him to research his mental disorders before using them as an excuse for doing something wrong.
terror_twins 0
Your boyfriend is an idiot. He tried to blame a disorder that doesn't even cause a person to have multiple personalities. hahaha.
WitchQueenLiz 3
Bi-polar means you have bouts of mania followed with depression. Disassociative identity disorder = multiple personalities. What a dumbass.
tallyman2010 0
awesome this is such a great post. anything that makes me feel better about my life works.
cuistot_fml 0
thats awesome, i wanna know your bf!
smattoliver 0
how many other "personalities" does he have?
ragsy 7
Been there. ******* bipolar losers.
fadingxink 0
lol...bipolar has nothing to do with this guy...I'm bipolar. I'm also not a loser and would never cheat on anyone.
Warlord708 0
Hey... I'm bipolar mate, we are nothing like this guy. The guy in this FML is an idiot who thinks MPD and Bipolar are the same thing, but they aren't at all. Bipolar people are always aware, while people with MPD have been known to memory blank and each personality is pretty much a whole other person. They aren't even aware of eachother except in rare cases...
chaosxgoddess 0
Bipolar is a mood disorder. They are characterized by periods of extreme or prolonged depression or mania or even both. Someone with a personality disorder can be inflexible, maladaptive pattern of inner experience and behavior. In simpler terms it's like a hole new person. They can have a few different personalities in one person. They can be a different age, gender, and even come from another country. Most times the host has no idea of the other personalities but the personalities know about each other. Watch the movie Sybil.
HeXr 22
clearly he's a tool. bipolar people do not have multiple personalities
hdc123 0
hahaha whatttt?! soo did you forgive him? hahaha