Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
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Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML
Number one or number two?
Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
No shit
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
You sleep in your pants?
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Nature calls
Today, I had a ridiculous dream where I was taking a piss that seemed to last forever, all while my sister was listening in and making sarcastic comments about it. I then woke up and immediately did the exact same thing, except with no sister making sarcastic comments about it. Not that it made it any better. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML
Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
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DaFudge 6
I think that this has happened to everyone once in their life.
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
it doesn't work that way when you dream about having sex :(
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Comments (253)
MikeHuntIsTight 0
That happend to me when i was in a caravan last year. There was no way of hiding it
rastafunk 0
I've done that before..
lmngrl889 14
happens to me too sometimes! :(
fuxyouhard 2
LOL, holy crap, it happened to me too. A couple times, actually. No need to feel bad, OP!
whoopyouupsideyo 0
That happens to me every time I get drunk.
CoverBoy 14
A lesson well learned OP. But its not one you should share with people.
cristina0323 0
OMG IT HAPPENED TO ME TO... just i was seven xD
DumAsian 3
Been there, done that. It's okay, buddy.
picturescrazy 24
I had this happen a few times in elementary school. Happened twice during sleepovers ): Once, my friend was in my bed with me and I was so scared she'd notice my side was wet... the other time we were in sleeping bags. Every time I had a dream I was peeing! I grew out of it when I was nine, but I always had to stuff a ton of toilet paper in my pajamas whenever I had a friend sleep over for years after ):
caitiesue 1
Oh my gosh, I agree -_- hahaha