Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
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rebelsrock 17
I love it when girls are affectionate
UserOfTheMind 24
You don't mess with someone's sleep... ever. That shit is precious.
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Comments (58)
mandyn333 10
She probably wasn't aware of what she was doing. Some people throw punches & move around in their sleep. My bf used to have a bad problem with trying to literally kick me out of bed in his sleep all because he wasn't used to someone sleeping in he same bed as him.
pirup 13
"You're never romantic anymore!"
jdbates1987 11
You prob deserve it..
qwertycode 19
does no one realize that the girlfriend, in the half asleep state, may have thought OP was a burglar of some sort which caused her to punch him?
jacqleeen 11
Maybe you cheated on her in her dream hahaha
Hildy93 21
True love
LeGly 5
That's ok. My ex ripped my finger out of it's socket because I made the mistake of telling her it was the only finger I hadn't broken yet.
jvanevery 19
I know someone who is that way as well doesn't matter who wakes her up she swings on whoever is there the entire family knows this so everyone is always really cautious when they try to wake her up she's a strong woman so this is not a love tap
Badkarma4u 17
Put yourself in her shoes. Be deep in sleep feel something touch you. Open your eyes to see a giant eyeball and teeth. It's not cute its scary as fk
oobidoob 3
I too throw punches in my sleep. It's very strange